Book the band

Pubs. Parties. Events. If there’s a floor, we’ll fill it.

We’re not there to be background music. The goal is simple: you have a great night, you dance, and by the last chorus you’re singing louder than we are.

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We bring the lot

All our own equipment comes with us. You don’t need to hire, borrow or find a thing.

All we need

Two double plug sockets.

That’s it. That’s the list.

What it costs

Every night is different, so there’s no price list. Contact us and we’ll give you a straight answer.

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London Watford Harrow Uxbridge Slough Windsor High Wycombe Amersham Henley Reading Oxford Aylesbury Hemel Hempstead St Albans Luton Stevenage Bracknell Woking Guildford Kingston Milton Keynes Basingstoke 30 miles

Our patch

We play anywhere within 30 miles of our base in south Bucks.

That takes in Oxford, Aylesbury and Luton to the north, Reading and Guildford to the south, and London to the east, with everywhere in between.

Just outside the circle? Ask anyway.

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Tell us the date, the place and what sort of night it is, and we’ll come back to you.

contact@disorganisedcrimeband.co.uk